I Reject Your Reality

dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

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h0w-deer-y0u:

I NEED THIS
IT MATCHES MY PANTS

(Source: beben-eleben)

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sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

(Source: ultrafacts)

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(Source: nickjbarlow)

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tastefullyoffensive:

Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]

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kingswinchester:

1x18 - 9x14

there’s something never change

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sagihairius:

this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space

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district-twelves-fire:

queen-of-the-rising-demons:

The Four Founders of Hogwarts.

This fucked me up for a good 5 minutes.

oh my god it works

(Source: georgies-closet)

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BUT I NEVER MEANT TO SHIP IT THIS HARD! 
- Literally every single fandom (via nonsolamore)
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warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

(Source: cloudamie)

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forceguardian:

lpfan9976:

croatoanhero:

Harley is a gift from God.

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?;

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The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things DC has done with their characters.

(Source: breakourbones)

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curvellas:

talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that. 

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